Louis C.K (via psych-quotes)
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
this is my life
Dr. Gail Dines (via volatilebodies)