If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty.
“Who cares?” ― Tina Fey, Bossypants
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
—Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals
Bitches get stuff done!
Jack: Is that sex, Lemon?
Liz: It’s the way I do it.