fuckyeahwoodyallen:

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I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F’s, yes I have to invent, of course I - I do, don’t you think I do? 

fuckyeahwoodyallen:

“Despite all these lucky breaks, why do I still feel that I got screwed somehow?” — Woody Allen

frankiemachines:

Manhattan (1979)

nevver:

“Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.” — Woody Allen